I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home Song Lyrics and Chords

David Frizzell - I'm Gonna Hire A Wino

 

I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home Song Lyrics and Chords by David Frizzell

 

I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
By David Frizzell
 
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I came crawling home last night  
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like many nights before
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I finally made it to my feet as she  
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opened up the door
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And she said  
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you’re not gonna  
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do this any
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She said I’m gonna hire a wino to  
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decorate our home
 
So you’ll feel more at  
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ease here and you won’t have to  
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roam
 
We’ll take  
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out the dining room table and put a  
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bar along that wall
 
And a neon sign to  
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point the way to our  
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bathroom down the  
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hall
 
She said just bring your Friday paycheck and I’ll  
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cash them all right here
 
And I’ll keep on tap for  
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all your friends their favorite kinds of  
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beer
 
And for  
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you I’ll always keep in stock those  
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soft aluminum cans
 
And when you’re feeling  
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macho you can  
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crush them like a  
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man
 
She said we’ll rip out all the carpet and put  
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sawdust on the floor
 
Serve hard boiled eggs and
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pretzels and I won’t cook no  
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more
 
There’ll  
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be Monday night football on  
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T.V. above the bar
 
And a pay phone in the  
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hallway when your  
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friends can’t find their  
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car

repeat #2

 
She said you’ll get friendly service and  
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for added atmosphere
 
I’ll slip on some
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thing sexy and I’ll cut it clear to  
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here
 
Then you  
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can slap my bottom every  
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time you tell a joke
 
Just as long as you keep  
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tipping well I’ll  
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laugh until you’re  
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broke
 
She said instead of family quarrels we’ll  
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have a bar-room brawl
 
When the Hamms bear says its  
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closing time you won’t have far to  
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crawl
 
And when  
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you run out of money  
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you’ll have me to thank
 
You can sleep it off next  
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morning when I’m  
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putting it in the  
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bank
 
She said I’m gonna hire a wino to  
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decorate our home
 
So you can feel more at  
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ease here and you won’t have to  
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roam
 
When you and  
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your friends get off from work  
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and have a powerful thirst
 
There won’t be any  
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reason why you  
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can’t stop off here  
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first

 

FAQ

 

Who sang the the song I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home?
– The song I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home was sang by David Frizzell.

 

Who is David Frizzell?
– David Frizzell (born September 26, 1941) is an American country music singer. He is the younger brother of country music legend Lefty Frizzell. His career started in the late 1950s, but his biggest success came in the 1980s.

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