Etiquette Blues Song Lyrics and Chords by Chad Morgan
Etiquette Blues
Recorded by Chad Morgan
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I'm the bloke what wrote the book on etiquette
I know how your tucker should be
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eat
Now I have wrote this little book
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about the things I
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saw
So
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take them down and don't forget that what I say i
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law
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Always leave your spoon stuck in your coffee
Start with your soup first sound your
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€˜A's' (slurp)
Napkins are to catch the food that
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bounces off your
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knife
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Tuck your napkin in so it will
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stay
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Take two toothpicks you might sometimes drop one
Many other pointers I could
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Always gesture with your
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fork
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Friday means its
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fish or pork
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thank you for your very kind
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atten
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Always mix your peas with your potatoes
Then eating with your knife won't seem s
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hard
And when somebody ask for
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bread just grab it in your
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mitt
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Chuck it at them like you deal a
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card
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Always keep your elbows on the table
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Always let your ice-cream melt
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loosen two
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holes in your belt
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thank you for your very kind
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atten
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Never cut spaghetti up in pieces
Eat it like a chicken eating
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worms
And when you're eating cake be sure t
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o eat the icin
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first
Watch
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out for bacteria and
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germs
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Always laugh when noting funny happens (LAUGH)
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Bog in first and
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never wait lick the gravy
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off your plate
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thank you for your very kind
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FAQ
Who sang the the song Etiquette Blues?
- The song Etiquette Blues was sang by Chad Morgan.
Who is Chad Morgan?
- Chadwick William "Chad" Morgan OAM (born 11 February 1933) is an Australian country music singer and guitarist known for his vaudeville style of comic country and western songs, his prominent teeth and goofy stage persona. In reference to his first recording, he is known as "The Sheik of Scrubby Creek".
